I’d normally go for that Monty Python Twitter gag, but I simply can’t condone a joke that mischaracterizes the original (sacred?) text: at no point does the pet shop clerk suggest that the bird was alive when purchased. We must protect the classics! Happy New Year to all — may you spend your time neither nailed to your perch nor merely pining for the fjords!
I’d normally go for that Monty Python Twitter gag, but I simply can’t condone a joke that mischaracterizes the original (sacred?) text: at no point does the pet shop clerk suggest that the bird was alive when purchased. We must protect the classics! Happy New Year to all — may you spend your time neither nailed to your perch nor merely pining for the fjords!
I’d normally go for that Monty Python Twitter gag, but I simply can’t condone a joke that mischaracterizes the original (sacred?) text: at no point does the pet shop clerk suggest that the bird was alive when purchased. We must protect the classics! Happy New Year to all — may you spend your time neither nailed to your perch nor merely pining for the fjords!