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Predicting the news of 2026

Why I won't stop watching CBS News after this week's '60 Minutes' fiasco

Word of the year? No. 'Slop' is an impotent cry of denial

How low will he go? Trump blames the killing of Rob Reiner and his wife on 'Trump Derangement Syndrome' in a despicable social media post

Just stop it! Feuding Chicago Democrats are hurling the T-word at one another

Trump finally gets his 'peace prize' and the world collapses in laughter

Farewell to a local journalism giant

The Trump regime broke the Law of War —Republicans need to be sure there are consequences

Thankful this week that I still have my mother's letters

Stuffing and nonsense

Bye Fel-ICE-a!

Do you believe in Miracle Miles?

Durbin and the surrender Democrats extract a pinkie-promise from the Republicans in exchange for re-opening the government

Whew!

Wait, what? Trump doesn't know anything about a guy he just pardoned?

Catching up with Rolando Cruz 30 years after his exoneration

Sorry, Donald, but, no, Ronald Reagan would not have approved of your tariffs

Yes, we want 'the worst of the worst' deported, but not traffic scofflaws

We have almost certainly not hit bottom with Trump sharing an AI video of him shit-bombing peaceful protesters

Stand up against ICE, but stand back

No Nobel for our ignoble POTUS

Don't deport until you see the whites of their knuckles

What to say and what do to about the ominous federal incursion in Chicago?

A fake video to promote a bogus argument

What's Trump's long game in sending troops to the Loop?

Mayor Johnson's unfortunate — and telling? — effort to echo MLK

Does ABC stand for 'Always Be Conceding'?

The right hates cancel culture!

Z-mail: When chippy exchanges on the Kirk assassination go too far

The time to contextualize the fatal shooting of Charlie Kirk is ... not now

Donald Trump as Lt. Col. Kilgore from 'Apocalypse Now.' Yes, that tracks

Deep breaths, Democrats

What personal details should journalists use? Which should they ignore?

Trump is playing the culture-war oldies

Why Trump might back down from putting troops on Chicago streets

Bean there, done that

When Trump goes low, Gavin Newsom goes lower, and it's delightful!

Trump declares yet another emergency, but don't break the glass yet — there are bigger ones to come

Less is s'more: Are the famed campfire treats gross or what?

Mary Schmich: 'If there’s someone in your past you haven’t thanked sufficiently, do it soon. Time is short.'

Trib layoffs are bad news for the city

Hunter and Jessie and Jussie! Oh my!

Colbert is getting bounced, but he'll bounce back

Which are your favorite streaming TV shows? A reader poll

Would it be best to dump the expression 'do better'?

Are Blago and Junior in the prison-to-Congress pipeline?

Legalize consumer fireworks in Illinois: A Krazy idea?

CBS News is dead to me

You gonna still tip 20% if the tipped minimum wage rises to the prevailing minimum wage?

Pritzker's reelection bid is a smart move no matter what his other aspirations might be

Did Trump use his fortnight fetish as a decoy against Iran?

AI video technology is getting scarier by the day

Fixed it for you: Madigan sentenced to 6.3 years in prison

Advice to protesters: Keep calm and carry signs

Do you like your TV seasons all at once, or with episodes doled out one a week?

Mistakes were made

Gary Deeb's death is another reminder of the paucity of media criticism in Chicago

Books worth re-reading this summer

Jussie Smollett just can't stop lying!

Picayune Minus

Artificial Ignorance

Yes, Biden was loopy. But Trump is loopier

Brandon Johnson's false statement about Dr. Arwady was probably not a lie, but just more incompetence

Da joke! No one should be taking credit for the most viral of the Chicago Pope jokes

A moment of silence for Michael Miner

George Ryan's death recalls the Willis family tragedy

JB Pritzker gave 'em hell in New Hampshire

Defying Blago, I say 'never!' to his 'never say never' hint that he might run for the U.S. Senate

Let the wild rumpus start!

What part of ‘and justice for all’ does the Trump administration not understand?

Yes, let's get to the bottom of the Dexter Reed killing in a proper trial

This issue is so good you will not even [blank] it

'Stupid Don' smartly retreats in the tariff wars

I seem to have protested Saturday for free!

Buh-bye, Elon!

Don't fool around, Wisconsin voters!

Update on the visual jokes poll

Comeuppance for the nasty

No more editorials at the Sun-Times

Dark days at 'The Bright One' as the Sun-Times sheds 20% of its staff

The madness continues! Take your mind off the real news with both of our jokes tournaments

It's madness, I tell you, madness!

What has changed since 'The Day That Everything Changed' five years ago today?

B is for Brandon

How's that 'Makey Greaty' thing working out for ya'?

Stifling dissent

Zmail: A reader explains why DEI has so many people in a snit

Trump's 'Gulf of America' nonsense has become a test for journalism

Is this the scariest shit Trump has said yet?

Madigan guilty!

If Trump pardoning Blago helps put 4,982 miles between us and that sleazebag, I'm all for it!

No surrender!

Trump's cloven hoof finally pops all the way out

Zorn: Here's how Trump could serve a third term

Leave law abiding immigrants alone!

The time is ripe to curb presidential pardon powers by amending the Constitution

I was put here by God to assemble today's Picayune Plus

Why I can't bear to watch MSNBC these days

Why I can't bear to watch MSNBC these days

No need for speed

Zorn: Readers and I offer our best guesses about what will happen in 2025

Zorn: When will they ever learn at the Washington Post?