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Mary K Cronin's avatar

I’m confused. Is this today’s actual issue?

John Houck's avatar

EZ said last week he would be taking this week off.

Ann T's avatar

if i wake up married, i’ll have to annul it- right now my hands are in his mullet

Martin Butzen's avatar

We need categories. This would be a finalist in the country western category maybe. and in the funniest category.

Garett Auriemma's avatar

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

Mark K's avatar

Another good one on that theme: "All you need is love, love. Love is all you need."

Skeptic's avatar

Big bottom drive me outta my mind. How can I leave this behind.

Skeptic's avatar

It's a fine line between clever and stupid.

Skeptic's avatar

Have you seen their IMDB rating?

7.9/11

Gary Goodfriend's avatar

Hate your next door neighbor, but don't forget to say grace (Eve of Destruction)

Steven K's avatar

I always thought it was “Eat your next door neighbor….”, hence the reference to saying grace.

Jo A.'s avatar

You called me up again, just to break me like a promise; so casually, cruel in the name of being honest

Dave Borland's avatar

That’s my favorite song of this century.

M. de Hendon (926577)'s avatar

Why don't we get drunk and screw?

David Moes's avatar

She’s a girl my Lord in a flat-bed Ford slowing down to take a look at me

M. de Hendon (926577)'s avatar

Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goal posts of life.

Les Jacobson's avatar

Make it one for my baby and one more for the road.

Mark K's avatar

As I get older this one hits harder each time I hear it:

"And then one day you find ten years have got behind you

No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun"

Runner up:

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose"

Steven K's avatar

The lyric from “Time” haunted me when I was 20, and now it both haunts and depresses me.

Here’s another one from a less familiar Floyd song, just as truthful, but more grim:

“The memories of a man in his old age, are the deeds of a man in his prime.

You shuffle in the gloom of the sick room, and talk to yourself as you die.

And life is a short warm moment, and death is a long cold rest.

You get your chance to try, in the twinkling of an eye, eighty years with luck or even less”.

That’s more than one line, but that’ll be my vote.

Shmuel's avatar

“Send lawyers, guns, and money…the shit has hit the fan”

Carl V.'s avatar

Best Warren Zevon line was about love - “you can’t start it like a car; you can’t stop it with a gun”

Mark Anderson's avatar

This is our fork in the road.

John Houck's avatar

I needed you more, you wanted us less. (Glycerine)

I know someday you’ll have a beautiful life, I know you’ll be a star in somebody else’s sky, but why can’t it be mine? (Black)

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. (Folsom Prison Blues)

I hurt myself today to see if I still feel. (Hurt)

She got the goldmine; I got the shaft.

Shmuel's avatar

“While traveling in Havana… I took home a waitress.. like I usually do… how was I supposed to know that she was with the Russians too?

Marianne's avatar

That whole song is the best.

Jenni Roberts's avatar

But the best line was already taken….

Jon Lederhouse's avatar

From Echoes by Pink Floyd: " And through the windows in the wall come streaming in on sun-lit wings, a million bright ambassadors or morning "

Steven K's avatar

This is my all time favorite Floyd tune, all 23 minutes of it. Especially love the instrumental middle part where that funk like jam fades into a whaling call thing, then circles back into a celestial organ recital that builds up and then climaxes with that mind blowing cosmic meltdown….then pivots back to the resolutory final verse. Great stuff!